Anonymous asked: How gay are the two of you?
Dear Dad,
Thanks for the question. I’m not sure it’s possible to quantify homosexuality, but I’ll try!
I think the best way to answer this question is to first find the extremes. I’d say they would have to be:

versus

We’re probably somewhere in the middle.
Go to Hell,
Tim
TEENAGER OF THE YEAR, Come on! Ask us anything! We dare you! -
Come on! Don’t be a scaredy cat!
Saw Friday night’s Teenager of the year and it was a dud! Not funny at all. Just a couple of guys jumping around on stage and making jabs at Sky Diving Rapist & Make a Wish kids with cancer. — Our biggest fan!
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Anonymous asked: I have tickets for your TC Comedyfest show tonight. Will my 14 year old Daughter like your stuff? or should I bring my Grandma?
Probably not.
Rhythm Method + Leslie Link Mitchell team up Mondays in March at The Sandbox to raise money for Homes For Our Troops. Visit our website for more information: http://bit.ly/RMNews
Teenager of the Year will be performing in this show on March 8, 15, and 22.
Anonymous asked: Cats are great right? Dogs?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Fiiiiiiiiiiiinally a question I can sink my teeth into!
(I’m kidding (AND I’M USING SARCASM (FOR COMEDIC EFFECT (BUT ONLY TO ILLUSTRATE A POINT))))
Let me break it down for you. ALL ANIMALS ARE GREAT… BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT(!) animals are only great if they’re wearing these:

Here’s the straight scoop (CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!): Like a cat or dog, I’m an animal too, so I can only achieve greatness via the RB (that’s Ray-Ban for all you dumb people (not you, other people)).
I hope that answers your question.
Or whatever,
Tim
Teenager of the Year has a show on February 19, 2010 at 8pm in Traverse City, MI.
Puddle of Mudd has a show on February 19, 2010 at 8pm in Traverse City, MI.
Which show will you go to?
I want to see that group Teenager of the Year because they gave me a shout-out. —
(via Beth Milligan for the Official TCFF Blog)
Note: If it will make you want to see us, we’ll give you a shout-out too (Ex: “Yo! This one goes out to [your name]!!”)!