Anonymous asked: I have tickets for your TC Comedyfest show tonight. Will my 14 year old Daughter like your stuff? or should I bring my Grandma?
Probably not.
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Teenager of the Year will be performing in this show on March 8, 15, and 22.
Anonymous asked: Cats are great right? Dogs?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Fiiiiiiiiiiiinally a question I can sink my teeth into!
(I’m kidding (AND I’M USING SARCASM (FOR COMEDIC EFFECT (BUT ONLY TO ILLUSTRATE A POINT))))
Let me break it down for you. ALL ANIMALS ARE GREAT… BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT(!) animals are only great if they’re wearing these:
Here’s the straight scoop (CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!): Like a cat or dog, I’m an animal too, so I can only achieve greatness via the RB (that’s Ray-Ban for all you dumb people (not you, other people)).
I hope that answers your question.
Or whatever,
Tim
Teenager of the Year has a show on February 19, 2010 at 8pm in Traverse City, MI.
Puddle of Mudd has a show on February 19, 2010 at 8pm in Traverse City, MI.
Which show will you go to?
“I want to see that group Teenager of the Year because they gave me a shout-out.” —
(via Beth Milligan for the Official TCFF Blog)
Note: If it will make you want to see us, we’ll give you a shout-out too (Ex: “Yo! This one goes out to [your name]!!”)!
Anonymous asked: What's the best way to settle an argument?
Wow. You asked the right guys! Being a 2 man show, we each get a 50/50 say on every thing, because we split everything down the middle. Except when it comes to the gas money. Then Tim magically transform into a tree bark smoking hippie Buddhist:
“Worry comes from want, Joe. Want not, worry not. Like me. A Buddhist. You shouldn’t want money for gas. Just let it go, yo…”
Ridiculous right? We had one of our classic blow outs the other day, which went a little something like this:
Joe: Hey dude, on the Teenager site, do you want to answer the question “What’s the best way to settle an argument?”?
Tim: GO DRINK THE GASOLINE I REFUSED TO BUY YOU AND THEN SMOKE AN OILY RAG JOE!
Joe: Fine.
And I have to say, the burn ward at St. Jude’s hospital in Chicago is top notch! All the apple sauce I can pour down my charred-blacker-than-the-ace-of-spades throat. I know what your thinking: “Joe, isn’t St. Jude’s a children’s hospital? Why are you there?”
Let’s just say being 3 feet tall has it’s perks. It’s comedic misundertandingly perks!
Could someone tell my mom I’m here? Room E113, bed B.
Thanks,
Joe
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Dear Joe,
I was in the hospital too! Look:
I’m the cool guy on the right! You’re the guy on the left, Joe! Remember?!?!?!?
Just jogging your memory,
Tim
Anonymous asked: Why is Joan Rivers?
Nice question, bonehead.
You should ask these guys when you see ‘em:
Enjoy living in Hell.
(Just kidding! I really hope you HATE living there.)
Lovezies,
Tim
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Anonymous asked: Is it okay to describe yourself as "thick and meaty" on a resume?
That depends, Playboy. Are you applying for a job inside one of theeeeeese?????
I eat this stuff all the time. Thick and meaty for sure. Tasty to boot. I recommend sending in a can of Dinty Moore with your picture on it instead of a resume and cover letter. That will guarantee an interview. When you go to the interview, dress very casual, flip flops if you got ‘em. Then, when you’re getting to the ‘meat’ of the interview, drop a little Dinty Moore knowledge on them to let them know you’re the man for the job*. Like so:
That dude: I see on your resume you work as a production artist. How do you think those skills will translate to this copywriter position?
You: Yo dawg. Dinty’s got fresh potatoes and carrots in every can, yo. And they don’t even charge extra!!!!
Now prepare to negotiate salary.
-Joe
*this also applies to the ladies.
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Oh, hi there! I also have something to say:
DINTY MOORE DOESN’T SMELL LIKE SHITS & FARTS! SHITS & FARTS SMELL LIKE DINTY MOORE! THAT’S HOW BAD IT IS!
Here’s what a Dinty Moore can looks like to me:
I’m glad I could answer your question,
Tim