A HOW-TO GUIDE FOR PROMOTING TEENAGER OF THE YEAR:

Step 1) Save this picture to your computer (PC).

Step 2) Print this picture from your computer (PC) on to a piece of paper.

Step 3) Hang this picture in your favorite dorm room/local rock ‘n’ roll club/dive-bar.

Step 4) Explain to your room-mate/band-mate/guy-who-is-beating-you-up what TEENAGER OF THE YEAR is and how cool/rockin’/honky-tonk we are.

You would ask a question like that! “What’s the best food?!?!?!”

Maybe, stick this in your mouth and tell me how it tastes:

Just kiddin’! It’s pizza.

Your hero,

Tim


YO YO YOO Playboy! This is all I eat. Breakfast, lunch and dinner, son!

Collisions, dawg! CO-LIZ-UNNNNNNZ!

-Joe

Yeah, I’d say so. Then again…

-Joe

Play this audio of Johnny Amazing’s Top Gun Theme while viewing the photo slide show (below) to recreate the Teenager of the Year: The Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival 2010 experience!

Audio courtesy of Jon Steinmeier.

Teenager of the Year performing with Johnny Amazing at The Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival 2010.

Photos courtesy of Neil Arsenty.

We try not to get too into celebrity crushes because they lead to negative thoughts and destructive behaviors. But, ya gotta bone someone, right?! Here’s who we’re “into”:

Joe:

The Kremlin. Anyone who know me knows I love a good historic fortified complex. Put it in the heart of Russia’s capital, Moscow, and hubba hubba!!

Tim:

A mirror. Yeah, that’s right…A MIRROR! Because he secretly loves himself!!!! (note: there are no pictures of mirrors not in use on the internet. I looked around for hours. Even the ones that were not supposed to be in use had the reflection of the camera guy in them. Smooth move Ex-lax!)

Which reminds me, Tim: SHAVE!!

-Joe

“Hey” yourself,

It’s weird you should say all that stuff because tonight (January 14, 2010) Teenager of the Year will be performing a comedy show in the Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival at the Theater Building Chicago (1225 West Belmont Avenue, Chicago, IL 60657). It starts at 8 o’clock. Oh yeah, as a side note:

Now, go suck an egg, bozo.

Keep it real,

Tim

Whazzzzzup!

I love the question, dude. When I close my eyes and think about it all I see is this:

In other words, your question was a slam dunk! Now get lost, creep.

Stay cool,

Tim