A HOW-TO GUIDE FOR PROMOTING TEENAGER OF THE YEAR:
Step 1) Save this picture to your computer (PC).
Step 2) Print this picture from your computer (PC) on to a piece of paper.
Step 3) Hang this picture in your favorite dorm room/local rock ‘n’ roll club/dive-bar.
Step 4) Explain to your room-mate/band-mate/guy-who-is-beating-you-up what TEENAGER OF THE YEAR is and how cool/rockin’/honky-tonk we are.
