That depends, Playboy. Are you applying for a job inside one of theeeeeese?????



I eat this stuff all the time. Thick and meaty for sure. Tasty to boot. I recommend sending in a can of Dinty Moore with your picture on it instead of a resume and cover letter. That will guarantee an interview. When you go to the interview, dress very casual, flip flops if you got ‘em. Then, when you’re getting to the ‘meat’ of the interview, drop a little Dinty Moore knowledge on them to let them know you’re the man for the job*. Like so:

That dude: I see on your resume you work as a production artist. How do you think those skills will translate to this copywriter position?

You: Yo dawg. Dinty’s got fresh potatoes and carrots in every can, yo. And they don’t even charge extra!!!!

Now prepare to negotiate salary.

-Joe

*this also applies to the ladies.

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Oh, hi there! I also have something to say:

DINTY MOORE DOESN’T SMELL LIKE SHITS & FARTS! SHITS & FARTS SMELL LIKE DINTY MOORE! THAT’S HOW BAD IT IS!

Here’s what a Dinty Moore can looks like to me:

I’m glad I could answer your question,

Tim