Cats are great right? Dogs?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Fiiiiiiiiiiiinally a question I can sink my teeth into!
(I’m kidding (AND I’M USING SARCASM (FOR COMEDIC EFFECT (BUT ONLY TO ILLUSTRATE A POINT))))
Let me break it down for you. ALL ANIMALS ARE GREAT… BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT(!) animals are only great if they’re wearing these:

Here’s the straight scoop (CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!): Like a cat or dog, I’m an animal too, so I can only achieve greatness via the RB (that’s Ray-Ban for all you dumb people (not you, other people)).
I hope that answers your question.
Or whatever,
Tim