TEENAGER OF THE YEAR
Cats are great right? Dogs?
Anonymous

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

Fiiiiiiiiiiiinally a question I can sink my teeth into!

(I’m kidding (AND I’M USING SARCASM (FOR COMEDIC EFFECT (BUT ONLY TO ILLUSTRATE A POINT))))

Let me break it down for you.  ALL ANIMALS ARE GREAT… BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT(!) animals are only great if they’re wearing these:

The key to cool!

Here’s the straight scoop (CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!):  Like a cat or dog, I’m an animal too, so I can only achieve greatness via the RB (that’s Ray-Ban for all you dumb people (not you, other people)).

I hope that answers your question.

Or whatever,

Tim